Thanks to K for letting me post this email gem on blogos:
"Never, never bring a baby near OFL. She starts doing this bird- chirpy thing with her mouth. She asks questions about your husband's physiognomy. She holds your books while she tells absurd stories about comedians you've never heard of that have no bearing on even your due stamp. Luckily I was saved by firemen, literally, who needed to get into the stacks to check on something."
