With tornadoes projected for south of us, and blizzards to the north of us, I suppose it makes sense that we are having the worst kind of blowy, whirly, snowy, mess. It's a neither-nor, but also kind of a both-and. A sucky middlin'.
Oh, and thanks to everyone for the well-wishes. The virus seems to have heeded my command (or more likely there was nothing left for it, so it moved on), and we're waiting to see if it takes the other human member of this household as its victim.