co-ed #1, stepping off the scale: "OH MY GOD I have totally gained my FRESHMAN 15!!!!"
co-ed #2: it's just a number, and you're soaking wet.
co-ed#1: do you think that's why my pants are kind of tight?
co-ed #2: probably.
co-ed #1: do you think it's drinking weight?
co-ed #2: maybe. that shit has a lot of calories. do you work out?
co-ed #1: when i'm at home, I play tennis? OH MY GOD. I really can't believe this.
co-ed #2: shut the hell up, before I punch you in the face.
co-ed#1 (small voice): I think I need to eat at Allen hall tonight so I can have a salad.
co-ed #2: okay. that way we don't have to walk very far.
